Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
its starts in the worst nation ever (japan)
a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some pig disgusting US girl and then they try to find out who let hiroshima part 2 happen
OR
a good for nothing test pilot and his shithead friend AND his grorious nihongo sister decide to fuck around in some mecha they get from some ching chong secret agent and they basically have to run from the government after being accused of letting hiroshima part 2 happen
some dumb fuck who can’t even talk somehow gets a job with this weird waste of tax dollars lab. they send him to push a fucking cart into a laser for some GOD DAMNED reason and aliens happen or some shit. he gets a gay-as-hell suit and then has to kill everyone i guess
You play as an irresponsible cheating bastard who lies to his girlfriend, drinks, and pushes blocks for literal fucking hours.
You play as a completely worthless social retard who is too pathetic to leave her apartment and actually interact with people, so instead you spend the game doing literally nothing but sleeping. That’s all you fucking do.
Then you kill yourself.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
I hope you don’t regret asking me this, Anon, or for anybody who chooses to read my walloftext I hope you don’t regret reading this… it’s about 2100 words of passionate love. Anyway. Want to know more about why I love JoJo so fucking much? Click the “read more”!
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you.
Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker
(Source: 9eeniss)
FCBD
Happy Free Comic Book day! that’s today, may 5th. which means I got to go to work to hand out free comics
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREECHES!!
SCREECH
tHE NOISE I JUST MADE WASN’T HUMAN
DRAGON AND GROUND??
SCREAMING
w h a t
DRAGON AND GROUND OH GOD
uhh.. pretty sure these are fakes guys x_x
I don’t know what to believe honestly but IF it was real, I’m totally diggin’ that ground type eeveelution anyway
(Source: pokeopa)
MY LITTLE PONY GIVEAWAY TO SOMEPONY OUT THERE
RULES:
*Reblog this post
*Check out my blog, I don’t post Ponies often but you might enjoy my blog so if you do, follow me? If you don’t, then don’t. :D
That is it. Simple. Reblog as many times as you’d like. The more reblogs the more chances you have to winning these fabulous ponies.
Why am I giving these ponies away?
Because I some how ended up with two of them when I ordered…
About this set: It has the main 6 ponies plus 6 other ponies that are repaints of the 6 main ones. Still cute.
NOTE: Fluttershy is just a repaint of Rainbow Dash, so it is a bit disappointing, but no less, IT IS PONIES.
REBLOG
REBLOG
REBLOG
kbai.
CONTEST ENDS: MAY 31st.
ME WANT!!!
OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
I’ll reblog once. Why not?
